Thursday, July 8, 2010

Gmail Doesn't Know everything!

Hello Dear,

My warm greetings to you. My name is Mrs.Lyudmila Kornilina; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you for humanity services. 
I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $1,500,000 to you for the good work of humanity and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. 

Here is the Contact information of my Attorney below: Abogado De Justicia, Notario & Tribunal Mr.Pedro Lopez Phone: +34-688-210-973 and tell him that I have assigned $1,500 000 (One million, five hundred thousand dollars) to you and I have also notified him. NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished, as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my wishes.   From Mrs. Lyudmila Kornilina

So for any of you who were slightly worried about my jobless state of affairs and ensuing difficulties with the minor life tasks of paying rent and buying toilet paper, all is well now.  It seems that all of my financial troubles are now over, and judging from this email, which for some reason got marked as Spam, I am one lucky girl.  It is slightly troublesome that Mrs. Kornilina has marked this money for the motherless and widows, leaving me wondering if she knew something I didn’t. However, a quick call to my mother to confirm her continued breathing convinced me that it was just a minor oversight. Do you think Lyudmila would mind if I used the inheritance for say bookstore sprees versus aiding mourning widows? I suppose with her imminently tragic death, she probably has bigger fish to fry. 

And I know we’ve discussed my lack of street smarts before, but seriously, this must be real because I am armed with her Attorney’s phone number and everything! I realize that she asked for my confidentiality in this matter but I’m sure it’ll be fine. 

So life is good over here in west LA – and as a millionaire, I’m sure that my financial worries are over.  I’ll try to avoid spending any of the money before it’s actually deposited in my bank account just in case, but I’m sure it’s going to go flawlessly.  I mean, what could go wrong? The email seems very clear: 1,500,000 dollars left to ‘Dear’...I’m perfectly willing to legally change my name to ‘Dear’ if that would help things along. So I’m just going to sit back and bask in my good fortune...

And we’ll just ignore the Spam label Gmail attached to this email...Computers don’t know everything!


  1. I got the same email.

  2. I got the same e-mail , so good luck!